free Dead Moose

My dad sent this to me with the subject line "Only In Alaska." Perhaps this could happen in parts of Canada, I don't know. Anyhow, if you know me you know I can be a bit odd at times. I attribute it at least in part to growing up in a place that is, well, a bit odd... The latest exhibit is this post from the Anchorage Craig's List:

I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...